The events of late has given me opportunity for a little self reflection.
To think about who I am, and my place in this world.
Why all of these dramaz happen to me. Why I must endure. Why am I here.
And now, after this period of reflection and realisation, I have come to the ultimate conclusion.
I am here to show you, my minions, how to be fucking awesome.
No matter what the universe throws at me, it does not diminish the awesomeness I exude.
I am more awesome than you.
I am more awesome than your tiny little mind can wrap around.
Learn from me, my lovelies. My pure, unadulterated awesomeness.
I am Ghandi. But with hair…
that is awesome.