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…and I am not even sorry.

by Kelley

in Autism, Duuuuuude, Stuff about Boo, WTF?

So MPS and I are sitting in the dark watching American Horror Story when Boo walks into the room with I AM TOTALLY NOT SHITTING YOU THREE MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS TO GO.

Pause.

He has something in his hand and is waving it menacingly.

‘And I am not even sorry!’

I look closely.

It is his electric toothbrush.

He turns on his heel and strides down the hall and slams his door.

MPS and I look at each other dumbfounded.

My first thought?  At least it is not mine. {you really should read those posts to grasp the enormity of the situation, holy hell}

Yep.  All of the toothbrushes are due for replacement, stat.

P.S. Nothing we said or did managed to get him to explain what he meant/did with that damn toothbrush.  Fucking thing cost a fortune too. RIP electric toothbrush.  No taking any chances.

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1 Jo September 8, 2016 at 5:59 pm

Me, I would have let him go on using it. Maybe after a little disinfection, but yeah, he probably wouldn’t care.

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2 Kelley September 12, 2016 at 12:14 pm

GAG

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3 Mel G September 8, 2016 at 7:35 pm

Just when you thought it was safe!

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4 Kelley September 12, 2016 at 12:15 pm

it is never safe. IT WILL NEVER BE SAFE OMG.

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5 YAnne September 8, 2016 at 8:22 pm

Nothing, nothing is sacred with kids these days. Oh my lawd!

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6 Kelley September 12, 2016 at 12:16 pm

you are so right. NOTHING.

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7 Kerri McCrorey September 8, 2016 at 11:57 pm

*gags*

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8 Kelley September 12, 2016 at 12:17 pm

agreed

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9 Me September 9, 2016 at 8:51 am

OMG – no, just no !!!!
Hey, did Boo like your hair cut ?

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10 Kelley September 12, 2016 at 12:19 pm

he didn’t notice at first…probably because my hair is so dark and I wear black all the time… but then he was all ‘oh… ok’ and then nothing.

ALL THAT WORRY FOR YEARS AND HE WAS ALL MEH. Years of that little bastard telling me not to cut my hair and then when I do it, nothing. Jesus. I could have done it years ago. Oh well… the short answer is, he was all good. 🙂

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11 Bronnie - Maid In Australia September 9, 2016 at 7:53 pm

Oh dear. Did you find out what he did with it? And why?

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12 Kelley September 12, 2016 at 12:20 pm

nope. He would not say. Child is infuriating!

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