So MPS and I are sitting in the dark watching American Horror Story when Boo walks into the room with I AM TOTALLY NOT SHITTING YOU THREE MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS TO GO.
Pause.
He has something in his hand and is waving it menacingly.
‘And I am not even sorry!’
I look closely.
It is his electric toothbrush.
He turns on his heel and strides down the hall and slams his door.
MPS and I look at each other dumbfounded.
My first thought? At least it is not mine. {you really should read those posts to grasp the enormity of the situation, holy hell}
Yep. All of the toothbrushes are due for replacement, stat.
P.S. Nothing we said or did managed to get him to explain what he meant/did with that damn toothbrush. Fucking thing cost a fortune too. RIP electric toothbrush. No taking any chances.
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Me, I would have let him go on using it. Maybe after a little disinfection, but yeah, he probably wouldn’t care.
GAG
Just when you thought it was safe!
it is never safe. IT WILL NEVER BE SAFE OMG.
Nothing, nothing is sacred with kids these days. Oh my lawd!
you are so right. NOTHING.
*gags*
agreed
OMG – no, just no !!!!
Hey, did Boo like your hair cut ?
he didn’t notice at first…probably because my hair is so dark and I wear black all the time… but then he was all ‘oh… ok’ and then nothing.
ALL THAT WORRY FOR YEARS AND HE WAS ALL MEH. Years of that little bastard telling me not to cut my hair and then when I do it, nothing. Jesus. I could have done it years ago. Oh well… the short answer is, he was all good. 🙂
Oh dear. Did you find out what he did with it? And why?
nope. He would not say. Child is infuriating!