So MPS and I are sitting in the dark watching American Horror Story when Boo walks into the room with I AM TOTALLY NOT SHITTING YOU THREE MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS TO GO.
He has something in his hand and is waving it menacingly.
‘And I am not even sorry!’
I look closely.
It is his electric toothbrush.
He turns on his heel and strides down the hall and slams his door.
MPS and I look at each other dumbfounded.
Yep. All of the toothbrushes are due for replacement, stat.
P.S. Nothing we said or did managed to get him to explain what he meant/did with that damn toothbrush. Fucking thing cost a fortune too. RIP electric toothbrush. No taking any chances.