So I have a couple of weeks off work to rest my neck and calm the fuck down and get my metaphorical house in order.
And while the Kelley of old would use this opportunity to literally use this time to get this house in order, the Kelley of now is physically incapable of doing so. Even though her mouse on a wheel brain is still making plans to DO ALL THE THINGS.
Even my memes ares 5 years behind.
So in order to satisfy everyone, not go insane and not end up living in a pile of dust and Rattata droppings I am going to go back to my old ways and start me a TA DA List.
Those that have known me a while would be familiar with this concept. I have blogged about it before and shared it on other blogs in guest posts. Instead of that bullshit write a list and cross that shit off crap which just depresses every fucker, I write things down AS I DO THEM on a TA DA list and it makes me feel fucking AWESOME as the list grows.
And motivates me to do more. OR just makes me feel damn good that I have done something.
Instead of feeling sad that I have so much to do, I am exclaiming TA DA, MOTHERFUCKERS! I just put a load of washing on. Or TA DA, I put that glass in the damn dishwasher, high five me. Or TA DA I took my meds. BOOYAH!
It is all relative to the day. And quite exhilarating.
Some days it will be full of awesome shit that I accomplished. Some days I will just manage to get Boo too and from school and take my blood pressure AND THAT IS OK. It is all a TA DA.
going to try not going to dwell on the stuff I didn’t do, and celebrate my TA DA’s and write it all down old skool in this cute notebook thingy I found that totes matches my couch.
So excuse me while I go and put Boo’s sheets in the dryer and add ‘Put Boo’s sheets in the dryer and wrote a blog post’ my TA DA list and then have a little lie down, because it is exhausting being this damn awesome. Don’t you agree?