The ol’ self maintenance has been falling by the way side lately, doing the bare minimum, you know fabulous hair and shoes and full makeup a fucking NECESSITY so catching my leg hairs in the car door has been avoided by wearing jeans or really thick tights.
But it got to the point where I could see the individual hairs without my glasses on IN THE DARK so I was thinking it was about time I got the shears out and hacked through them.
And then seeing the blade wasn’t completely blunt I gave my pits a cursory once over and then was all what the hell and gave the lady garden a little topiary action before I lost interest. Cause why the hell not and also I have been married for a million years so I am beyond caring most of the time so I had a bit to work with.
(TMI? Probably. But I am pretty sure my kids have stopped reading here now, and now it has guaranteed it. Awesome.)
Which got me thinking, am I the only one that grows their own tights during winter?
Only shaves to just above the knee? (I mean, really what is the point in shaving your fucking THIGHS?)
Never poured hot wax on the lady garden and its neighbours? (actually I tried ONCE. Stuck my thighs together. I am not very co-ordinated with hot wax.)
Spend time thinking about such things and ask about it on the internet?
Tell me friends, I really care.