Historically May is the worst of all the months in Casa Magnetoboldtoo.
I know it is hard to believe, with the constant diet of shit sandwiches that we are consistently ingesting around these parts, that I can narrow down ONE PARTICULAR MONTH to be especially fucktastic but I actually can.
And, like I always do every damn year because I am an idiot who clearly doesn’t know how to use a calendar and that is why I am surprised every damn time I get my period even though it is regular as clockwork, I have been wondering what the fuck has been going on for this unbelievably exquisitely orchestrated clusterfuck of absolute shitfullness to continue to rain down like the Universe has a terminal case of gastro.
And then I was all *slaps head* duh… fucking MAY.
I should set an alarm and become one of those doomsday preppers for the entire month next year.
But then something will happen to make that a bad idea. Obvs. Because that is what May wants.
There is no escaping the horror that is May. Not much longer to go…
I can do this.
Name that movie!
Do you have a month that consistently fucks with you? Just me? Cool!