It has been a fucking HUGE couple of weeks here at Chez Magnetoboldtoo, OMG.
And of course my body is whining like a little bitch as a consequence, but whatever, I have been Black Knighting that shit until I am pretty much a shell of a woman with a big arsed grin grimacing through the pain croaking the title of this post to anyone in whispering distance.
Easter happened, and Boo was a butthead ball of stress that I was going to call the Easter Bunny on his backtalking lazy arse but lucky for him I am a benevolent bitch and Easter Bunny forgot that only one ungrateful child was sleeping under this roof this year and brought him an entire nations gross national product of cocoa in the form of the seasons deity.
And so many eggs. Oh my fucking GOD. Please come and eat them. PLEASE.
Speaking of coming over and eating shit. Someone came to my house from the Internet and we didn’t die.
she brought me flowers, chocolates and CHEEEEEEEEEESE!
Stacey from Veggie Mama who is my favourite biatch in all of the lands, and who I would want to be if I was a supermodel, brought Biggie and Smalls over for a playdate with Boo – they are all about My Little Pony you see. Boo spent the entire morning whining about WHEN WILL THEY GET HERE OMG WHEN WILL THEY GET HERE!!!!!!?????? And then was standing at the door with his ponies ready for some serious bidness and then got all overwhelmed because OMG STACEY WORE SHORTS and he had to go and leave the room to compose himself because he has this leg thing and he is damn awesome.
Fuck that kid is awesome. Like seriously. Five years ago he would have asked Stacey all sorts of inappropriate questions about her legs and probably spent the entire time looking at them (kid doesn’t discriminate, all legs are a thing… ever since he was a baby. Some kids are into trains. WHY COULDN’T IT BE FUCKING TRAINS BOO?!!!! OMG TRAINS WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER!!!!) Anywhoodle he came back and sat down and played with the kids for a while and then wandered off, exhausted from all this human interaction shit and we went outside and bitched about the world while the mini Veggie’s had a super awesome time playing in the spa.
Smalls and I are getting matching dogs. Mine is going to be called Margarita. Hers is Burrito. We are totes BFF.
Then, as I whined about previously, Maddie and Steven – The Dingo that Stole mah baby – came home for a whirwind 24 hours and then left again and I ate all of the things. And all of it was awesome. AWESOME.
AND I have been absolutely fucking FLAT OUT at work with every fucker either on holidays or off sick and being pretty much the only one able to do my job properly OMGYOUPEOPLEARESOFUCKINGUSELESS I swear to God one of these days I will just walk in and just go nope, and walk back out again. It is that damn stressful. I am waking each work day begging today to go smoothly. That shit is wack.
AND THEN when I am not at work or trying to not have my house fall around my ears or let Boo wear his underwear three days in a row, I have been running around after my parents cause MOTY still can’t drive and her doctor and nurse are like ‘get your daughter to do all of the things, no biggie’ and I am ready to cut a bitch.
BUT THEN!!!!! Boo went to another camp! OMG I KNOW! What is going on here? Just a quick overnighter and we got TWO CALLS but HOT DAMN and I was determined to make the most of it so we hightailed it down to a big shopping mecca and got some retail therapy and mmmmm pancakes – check my insta in the sidebar for pics, too fat too lazy – and I was seriously greying at the fucking edges but no way in hell was I going to give up TODAY I WAS GOING TO BE AWESOME!
And then a had a little nap on the side of the road while MPS went and got the car. #stillworthit
So while I have pushed myself to the limit quite a few times over the last few weeks, and I will again and again
because I am an idiot because I won’t accept my limitations because I just want to be normal until I find a happy medium, it has been pretty damn awesome doing the shit that normal people do everyday.
And it was so so #worthit.