2016 didn’t start off so sweet so we decided – with the gentle nudging from my friend Jennifer who knows about such things – to start anew in the Chinese New Year.
And you KNOW how I love me a celebration.
So we cleaned the shit outta this house (bliss!) and had ourselves a little modified feast and now I am loving myself sick over this housework ban for 3 days lest I sweep out all the luck or some shizzle.
MY GOD these Chinese chicks are smart. Apparently they buy new clothes and HAVE TO have makeovers and shit for the New Year too. Damn. Smart. We just get messy drunk and make stupid resolutions that we wont keep.
Which brings me to the next culture/religion/holiday that I will completely decimate and make my deeply Catholic mother in law spin in her grave, Lent.
Last night MPS made pancakes for dinner and now we are completely absolved. Right? I have no clue of these things and apparently MPS can’t remember shit but all I do know is you are supposed to give up something and this year I am giving up giving a shit.
Because giving a shit just gives me grief.
And no one else seems to give a shit. You notice that?
And those that don’t give a shit, they seem really fucking HAPPY.
So I am giving up giving a shit. And fucks. No fucks to give either…
No fucks, no shit.
Ahhhhh, I feel lighter already.
Hmmmm, what’s next?