What a year, my friends. What a motherfucking year.
I started the year somewhat ominously with a post like this:
And then it all went to shit from there.
Maddie moved to another state.
We met Karl the motherfucker (I STILL don’t know what is wrong with me but we have leads and leads are better than nothing, right?)
My parents got sick. Many times.
Schools were driving me nuts.
Disability and government agencies were giving me grief.
Work was so much hell I can’t even think about without crawling into a ball.
We bought lots of awesome toys, new phones, a fabulous fancy bed and fridge, OMG A SPA and went on a HOLIDAY!!!!!
I lost a fuck tonne of weight (dunno if that is good or bad cause I needed to but not by actual starvation)
My arse was cut up by a hungry surgeon and then my dad nearly died.
And then he came home.
How? What? Huh? Who? Huh?
He is home and eating all of the fucking things and rubbing it in that he can eat all of the things (bastard) and I am in awe of this tank of a man that defies the odds over and over and OVER again. He is even talking about when he is babysitting Boo next week.
Fuck me dead.
I am smiling so hard writing that that my face is in danger of splitting in two and it is our wedding anniversary tomorrow and how am I going to drink my champagne with no lips?
Keep it down to a manic grin, Kelley.
So I will take this opportunity on this FUCKING FANTASTIC AMAZING AWESOME FANTABULOUS NEWS to wish everyone a safe and happy New Year and I shall toast you all while floating in the spa all fucking day tomorrow because it is going to be a scorcher.
And we have no plans cause our babysitter went and nearly fucking died on us OMG… so selfish.
*RUNS AROUND DANCING WITH JOY*
See you next year!