ZOMG YOU GUIZE.
The best thing ever just happened.
I had the shittiest week since the last shitty week and was wallowing in my shittiness by scrolling through facebook and rolling my eyes at all the people whining at their minuscule problems, and hiding the ones actual big problems OBVS because nobody needs to see that when they are wallowing, duh, when I discovered that Maccas now has 24 hour breakfast.
BACK THAT SHIT UP A SECOND.
Yes. I am completely and utterly serious. Here. In the middle of BumFuck Nowhere.
Hash Browns at 11pm motherfuckers.
PANCAKES FOR DINNER, BITCHES.
To a girl who is limited to pretty much bread and fucking potatoes, I feel like I have won the food lottery.
And then when they brought out those fries with the guacamole. Bitches, I literally CRIED.
As soon as we found out, we counted down the minutes till a respectable late night breakfast time and MPS hightailed it down there. Turns out along with half of BumFuck Nowhere it seems cause the line at drivethru was 10 cars deep and apparently had been for almost a week.
Bitches love hash browns. And pancakes. And other shit that we don’t mention because I can’t eat it.
It is a Christmas miracle. Salted with my grateful tears.