You guise, it has been a time.
My GOD, has it been a time.
But shit has been cleared from my boots, my friends… and now I am breathing a little easier, albeit with a little less tooth enamel thanks to the tooth grinding, and the fucker making my life hell has gone…
I was practically fucking DANCING today. AT WORK. Crazy.
Other shit is annoying the ever loving fuck out of me (like the feral losing her shit at me for daring to do 40 in a school zone in FRONT OF A FUCKING SPECIAL SCHOOL OMG WHATTHEFUCKKNOWOMG???!!!!!) but people, man… they are always going to piss me the fuck off, right?
As is always the case when I am completely overwhelmed with my own shit, I have completely ignored you all.
So here I am, I have a nice hot chocolate and my feet up…
(those roses are TWO FUCKING WEEKS OLD! HUZZAH!)
Even you there, Lurker McLurkerson, tell me… how you doin?