Look at me with all of my gratitude.
Swirling in it.
Lemme see… what am I grateful for today?
I am grateful for my iphone screen developing a mysterious crack out of nofuckingwhere while I was sleeping cause now I have a brand new pretty phone cause it was about the same damn price as fixing the bloody thing….
I am GRATEFUL that I am still unable to eat much because of the ol’ paralysed stomach bizzo because that shit is cheap as!
I am SO VERY FUCKING GRATEFUL for the cheap as eating shizzle cause we need that cashola to save for a new car now that MPS’s has unexpectedly gone to live with Jesus.
I am OVER-FUCKING-FLOWING WITH JOY AND GRATEFULNESS that the TV aerial came crashing down and smashed a hole in the roof and I have had to take a day off work so the dude can come and fix it so we don’t die when the rain comes through and floods all the electricals. Cause not dying is on top of my list of priorities. TICK!
AND! I get to spend the day cleaning out the fridge and pantry which now look all schmicko with 4 bags of expired food tossed out kinda negating point number two but lets not dwell on that. CLEAN CUPBOARDS!
I am EQUALLY FUCKING GRATEFUL for the other dude that had to come and fix the central heating after it was making EXPLOSION LIKE NOISES and now the fan actually works. We have been here for 9 years with a fan in the central heating that didn’t work. Hot as a mofo up in here now. And no more explosions! SO MUCH GRATE!
I am OVERCOME WITH GRATEFULNESS that a particular person that is making my life rather, shall we say… fucking complicated is now visiting me in my dreams and causing me to grind my teeth
in blind motherfucking fury because obviously that is a fabulous workout for my jaw and will serve to tighten my facial muscles and lead to ETERNAL YOUTHFULNESS WHICH IS THE ULTIMATE REVENGE!
I am pretty sure this is not how this gratefulness thingo is supposed to go but I feel a bit better now.
Even better when I share this pic of the pretty bag MPS bought me.
After I dragged him past it eighteen times and put it in his hands and demanded he buy it or I would hold my breath.
I was totes grateful. So much so that I started to cry. As you do.
Don’t tell me how to be grateful.
What are you grateful for today?