You know what?
Sometimes good shit happens.
IT DOES! IT REALLY FUCKING DOES!
And here is a good ol’ listicle of some I wrote down at work when I should have been working but I was just too damn full of happiness I COULD JUST FUCKING BURST and couldn’t concentrate on the paper shuffling.
We bought a new fridge. OMG YOU GUISE it is fucking gorgeous. Our old one was freezing all our shit when we didn’t want our shit froze and the door was held on with string for like SIX YEARS
And now I keep wandering in the kitchen and just fucking BEAMING. Bitch is beautiful. She even has a blast chiller that we didn’t even know about until we got home.
Oh hell yeah.
After 12 years of fighting Boo is finally getting speech therapy at school, HUZZAH! And has just got (partial) funding for an iPad for school. DOUBLE HUZZAH! I also got a call from the school yesterday and I was anticipating it to be a bad one and it wasn’t, it was about him doing the right thing and inviting him to a class party! QUADRUPLE HUZZAH WITH A CHOCOLATE MOUSSE FILLED GANACHE COVERED FAUX CHERRY ON TOP DUSTED WITH EDIBLE GOLD!
AND THEN!!!!! After telling Boo about the class party he texted me from his room to tell me he was feeling nervous about the party and then we had a half hour exchange talking about how social situations are hard, yo.
*falls in a dead faint of happy*
Oh yeah! Mothers Day…
Boo bought me shoes.
Nawwwwww… he was so proud of them. And the
arse smelling candles. I fucking LOVE them so much. Completely makes up for missing out on the Mothers Day stall. I LIVE FOR THAT SHIT. I still have everything ever that the kids have bought me, their faces so full of pride picking out crap that they think is just PERFECT.
I am so pathetic.
MPS organised a Mothers Day afternoon tea for MOTY and I!
Bought all the food and decorated the table and everything.
Terrifyingly, those flowers are from EASTER. Yes. Contemplate that for a moment. I don’t understand either… I believe they are zombies.
If you are hungry I believe half the food is still there… *side eye*
I FUCKING ADORE this cold weather because not only does it mean BOOT and WRAP weather but it means that my feet don’t hurt. YEAH BABY!
ALSO, my wardrobe has just doubled cause all this weight loss thanks to Karl the motherfucker, means all my old clothes fit! Sometimes it pays to
be a hoarder hold onto things just in case and wear only black all the time.
Maddie sent me this.
Makes me laugh like a fucking loon. Oh Chloe…
And I saved the very bestest for last.
On the weekend MOTY is going to watch Boo for the night and MPS and I are going to his cousins birthday party and stay out OVERNIGHT LIKE ADULT PEOPLE WITH NO CURFEW OR ANYTHING. We have booked a hotel room and I can barely breathe I am so fucking excited at the thought of actually going out at night. OMGCANYOUEVENBELIEVEIT?!?!!?!!!!!
Have you got any good shit to share?