It has been all too fucking woe up in here lately… so I have been scouring teh internetz 2009 style for
my your entertainment.
And here is some shizzle I found that made me smile/think/stopped me from sharpening the knives this week.
This is just perfect. I need it tattooed on my brain. You’ll be OK. Promise.
Does this mean I am getting old? 10 mind blowing sex tips
Yep. I am old. Regrets are hard, you. LISTEN UP DAMN EMOS.
The last one. Yep. Things I would wish upon my enemies.
The tree that owns itself. There is DEAD SET a fucking tree that owns it’s own deed to itself (well the original tree died and someone planted an acorn from it and that tree is technically it’s son so it inherited the land… you have to read the wiki page… MIND BLOWN) I love this the best.
13 year old me played this non stop for a year on my record player… Jim Diamond – I should have known better… Adult me apologies profusely to my parents, brother and the entire suburb of Chadstone, Victoria.
Not a link, cause meh, but Kim LyingPieceOfShit Richards from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was arrested for surprise surprise public drunkenness this week and I laughed like a loon. Disappointed that the cameras weren’t there though. Bitch needs to be accountable for her shit.
Now please excuse me while I hit play on the insanity that is RHONY and the shitshow that is Ramona and Bethenny.
Who needs painkillers? These fuckers are better than morphine.
What has entertained/made you laugh/think this week? Hit me up lovelies… I need me some distractions.