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Sick Birthday. Painting that bitch in silver linings.

by Kelley

in birthdays

Well that sucked.

As any one that has read here for anything longer than 2.4 seconds would be well aware this little old space is all about me and OMG IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY, and I was all over celebrating it.

And anyone that has been reading here for more than a week would know that my body is a fucking arsehole and is constantly fighting against me doing anything that makes me fucking happy.

Clearly my body won.

So I spent the night/morning before my birthday in hospital…

With pain levels at OMG WHAT IS THIS LIVING HELL and chucking my guts up.

hospital

And the day of in bed too terrified to eat anything lest the pain come back (no, it is not my gallbladder)

Pity I got my first birthday cake baked for me in over 20 years on a day I can’t eat it…

But I did get a funky lamp from MPS,

funky lamp

And my aforementioned GHD lovelies from Boo.

A birthday visit and present from Ally (on Sunday but it still counts).

ally present

And a call from Maddie and Too.

MPS has promised me a do-over birthday with dinner at the fanciest restaurant in town and more presents when I am feeling better on my ‘Well Birthday’

And anyway I have been whining about wanting a holiday for ages and technically laying in bed for a week is kinda like a holiday cause I have done fuck all.  And I just saved us hundreds of dollars per night in hotel charges.

So TECHNICALLY I could go and buy more shoes and still save us money.

ALSO while no one would plan a birthday like this, it is not as bad as the one I spent in the stroke ward and the only meal I got was fucking cold roast lamb, green beans and International Roast.

Shit, if someone chucked some Crocs on my feet I would have been sure I had died and gone to hell.

So to dig up a phrase from 2011…

WINNING!

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1 Mumabulous March 13, 2015 at 4:29 pm

Look on the bright side you can milk this shite for all its worth. Wishing you a wonderful well birthday.
Loves.

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2 Lady Jewels Diva March 13, 2015 at 5:37 pm

Well that really sucks, being in hospital on your birthday and all. On a lighter note, go buy some shoes!

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3 river March 13, 2015 at 7:31 pm

Well that’s one way to cut the wait time for the tummy doctor!
Sick and in pain is not fun, but now you have a make-up birthday to look forward to.

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4 KezUnprepared March 14, 2015 at 1:50 am

Aww hope you feel better soon! Any excuse to drag out your birthday celebrations to make them last as long as possible, hey? 😉
xx

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5 Gina March 14, 2015 at 6:07 am

Awwwww, I’m so sorry that happened! But the world still rejoices on the day of your birth! All hail Kelley!

And man, I wish it was your gallbladder because then you could just cut that sucker out and be done.

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6 Bronnie - Maid In Australia March 14, 2015 at 9:41 am

As someone who has spent more of her fair share of birthdays in hospital, this sucks arse. I am glad you still got presents though and I can’t wait to hear about the new and improved. 12 days of Kelley. Happy birthday biatch x

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7 Pinky Poinker March 14, 2015 at 4:08 pm

You poor thing Kelley. I’d be crying. I was sick on one birthday and felt so sorry for myself I was pathetic. Cried like a five year old. I hope they sort it all out for you.

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8 Emily @ Have A Laugh On Me March 15, 2015 at 10:10 pm

Yeah so the universe obviously forgot to cut you a break. Bastard.

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