When I picked Boo up from school yesterday he was not happy.
Kid was rather fucking miffed.
He dropped his iPhone (my old one and just used as an iPod), the holder of all of his music and the keeper of his calm on the CARPET of his classroom and the motherfucker smashed to smithereens.
Dig if you will.
Apparently he took it like a trooper.
No yelling or screaming. Just a sigh and a ‘Oh NO!’ and telling everyone that his dad will fix it.
So when we got home I googled how much it would cost to replace it with just an iPod and I was all, HELL TO THE NO.
So I did the sums.
And I texted MPS with the news.
And 8.4 seconds later he was standing out the front of JB HiFi.
And now he is the proud owner of one of these…
And Boo has his old iPhone.
I am the BEST wife in the history of fucking ever.
Fucker owes me.