So, seeing my body is not co-operating with my AWESOME PLAN OF AWESOME (see here or TL;DR took a week off work to shine my house so you could eat off it as a gift to myself) I have finished my tantie and have accepted my fate and going with the motherfucking
I will spend this week doing nothing.
Sweet fuck all.
And pamper the ever loving shit outta myself.
I have like a TON of Real Housewives of all of the Places to catch up on.
Do my nails.
There are places on my body that haven’t seen moisturiser in a decade.
Shit that is growing hair that I am pretty sure shouldn’t.
Take a bath.
and come Thursday I will be playing with these lovelies…
If you had a week off to pamper yourself what would you do?
(no food or alcohol or coffee *sobs* cause I am still pretty much on the motherfucking Turkish prison diet*)
*I have no idea what they serve in a Turkish prison. But in the cartoons it is bread** and water, so lets go with that. I make all world assumptions on American cartoons.
** well technically it is sourdough toast cause I am a hipster as fuck in this Turkish prison.