Jesus wept Boo’s room stinks.
Like seriously… Jesus, the Apostles, all the people with the fishes and the loaves and the temple fuckers that he kicked out when he did that awesome solo in Jesus Christ Superstar*, would be WEEPING from the stench that literally WALKS ITSELF out of his room each morning.
I don’t let him have food in there.
He doesn’t have stinky shoes or clothes or dirty socks in there…
Fuck. 16 year old boys, man.
I am fucking going in there with a gas mask, bleach and some potpourri.
*clearly I got all of my religious education from the stage show in 1992.