Today has been damn annoying.
Did you know that bandaids don’t adhere to nipples?
And that when everything hurts it takes A VERY FUCKING LONG TIME to work out where the blood is coming from when you are bleeding in the shower.
And that when you are bleeding in the shower it looks like a lot more blood than it actually is.
And then when I FINALLY got to work I spent FOREVER perfecting a damn document with so much fucking Italian in it I was beginning to talk with my hands and then I fucked it up.
You know when you know you shouldn’t do something and then you do it? I did that.
I was all, Kelley what ever you do DO NOT PRESS PF3 when you get to the end. FOR THE LOVE OF LOUBOUTIN WHATEVER YOU DO. DO NOT DO THAT. It fucks up everything in the program if you do that.
So what did I do?
So I went for a rage walk in the rain.
And got myself a nice case of horrendous motherfucking hair to go with my rage and bleeding nipple.
Did you know it is only NINE DAYS INTO THE NEW YEAR?
*cue hysterical laughter*
Do you press buttons when you know you shouldn’t?
Have you sliced off a nipple?
What’s for dinner?