So as I promised you yesterday, MORE TREES! But first some fucking AWESOME NEWS.
As I whined about earlier, Boo wrote a letter to Santa and the only thing he really wanted was some fucking dangerous slicer advertised by a dead man.
So I wasn’t able to source the exact one, but I got the wizard, and Billy Mays does a Youtube infomercial about it and I have my speech ready for Boo when he voices his displeasure at the fact that it is not the same, about how he can write a strongly worded letter to Santa about his fucking incompetence but I am pretty sure that Boo will be happy about it after all.
And the fucking thing cost me FIFTY SIX DOLLARS SHIPPING.
The things I do for that butthead.
Anywhoodle… my favourite Christmas room is the Dining room.
Because it houses:
Just Jack, the Christmas Tree (read about how he got his name and way better pics here) and my BFF Richard the Roomba in the background.
I love you, man.
What, don’t you anthropomorphize your Christmas trees and robotic devices?
My French Fry Tree. Delicious.
A couple of cutlery trees on the dining table. I am all about convenience.
The lamp table hosts mini Mario and Pokemon trees.
In the corner is Boo’s desk and we have a fancy arsed tree, nicknamed ‘b’, next to Boo’s water cooler…
And Santa and Mr Hanky watching over Boo while he works busily on his computer.
The teal hutch gets the silver and white treatment
with an Ikea tree next to it… dunno if you would technically call it a tree though.
Instead of a train around a tree, how about a train around a plant…
and of course, Boo’s tree. It makes me itch every time I walk past it. But Santa will be as proud as I am cause he put it up all by himself. (read the story behind Boo’s tree and why I am developing a tic here)
And finally, for today anyway, the shelf of Santas. Maddie and I add to it every year.
Alas this year we haven’t been able to.
Hopefully we will get a chance to pop out and grab something when she comes home, otherwise there is always Tampon Craft.