Sorry I haven’t been blogging much.
Sorry I haven’t been visiting yours.
Sorry I haven’t replied to comments on my blog.
Comments that deserve reply.
Sorry I said something on Twitter/Facebook/Instagram when obviously I should have been commenting on your blog.
Sorry I have been lurking on your blog on my ipad from bed and not saying anything.
Sorry that sometimes I have even been reading in the loo.
Shutup, you do it too.
Sorry that I have been choosing to binge watch American Horror Story rather that interact with my friends.
Sorry I am a bad blogger/tweeter/facebooker/instagrammer/friend of late.
Sorry that work and school shit has taken all my interaction energy and I am not wanting to be around anyone.
I am sorry if you feel neglected or that I have not kept up my side of the bargain. I have no excuse. That is just the way I am, ask my real life friends and they will tell you I am terrible at keeping in contact at times.
If you still feel slighted and no longer want to read here, well that is your decision.
And to be honest, fuck off. I don’t do motherfucking ultimatums.