Apparently my snoring is rattling the windows.
I only know when MPS yells ‘For fucks sake Kelley, ROLL OVER‘.
It is not conducive to a good nights sleep or marital relations.
Whatever THAT means.
Worse part is I snore ALL THE WAYS. Side, back, sitting up… I have tried the Karma Sutra of sleeping and nothing is working.
It has only been in the last few months, and we can’t put EVERYTHING down to motherfucking fibromyalgia even though it is so easy to, and I have yet to find a website that lists ‘snoring like a T-Rex with a deviated septum’
Artists impression of me.
as a fibro symptom so I will blame too many cheeseburgers and work on that while rocking some nasal strip goodness.
Perhaps I can bedazzle them after I get some cream for my scaly dino skin.
Do you snore?
Are you a side sleeping snorer like me?
*well shit, I have the nose the size of a premature infant so these large fuckers aren’t gunna fit.