I have so much to regale you with.
Our awesome weekend.
My hilarious antics at work.
How I came to be a bees scrotum (which is scientifically smaller than a bees dick cause big balls would fuck up their aerodynamicness) away from showering with a hairdryer.
My complete desecration of not only the English language but probably a few I was unaware I knew…
So many things.
Alas, right now I have an over abundance of whelm that needs some serious bloodletting in the form of of hot salty fries, Real Housewives of All of the Places and some medicinal corner rocking.
So I need to just get through the next few days, eye on the aforementioned prize, and return renewed and refreshed to pollute your eyeballs with profanity as punctuation.
In the meantime…
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Dazzle is a much better word. I think I’ll just get on my knees, throw my hands in the air and wail, “I AM FUCKING DAZZLED!!!!!”
we need to put that on a tshirt.
Or a crown.
I prefer a crown.
Thank you. I am dazzled by my life *right now*… just the word I was looking for. Go forth and profanitise, K. To better days…
back atcha. x
<3 Oh my.
I’m looking forward to some kid free time. Enjoy school holidays but miss getting time alone.
oh me too, my friend. Me too.
I have had one day alone since mid December. My screams are building up.
Can’t wait to read all about it.
Hope the hot salty fries, the rocking and the Real Housewives of everywhere did their job !!
Take care.
Me
Getting there. Alas it is the price I pay for having fun.
🙂
Dazzle is like overwhelm with a good amount of bling thrown in for good measure. I can see why you prefer it.
I love me some bling. Even when feeling the crush of the world on top of us, we need a little sparkle.
I much prefer the term Dazzle. Thank you Kelley for providing me with a much better term for overwhelm. From now on, I am going to confuse te shit outta my husband by telling him that work dazzles me, he dazzles me and my 5 year old dazzles me.
the dirty toilet and towels all over the bathroom? Motherfucking DAZZLING!
I spent all weekend being dazzled, don’t know if it was all the drugs I was taking to get through the weekend, or all the disco dancing my now five year old was doing! I’m a little underwhelmed now because of all of it. There is never a moment that Joey’s “how you doin’?” doesn’t make me smile – you have all the right moves lovely xx
PS the next person to mention hot salty fries must go out and get me some….please?
get them to get me some too, k?
Saw your birthday post in my reader, OMG woman you put my crappy little homemade parties to shame.
Dazzle? Nah. Maybe frazzled or kerfuffled, for me dazzle suggests bling all shiny and glittery.
So, How’m I doing?
Very well. I have a new kitten here. My hands are covered in tiny teeth and claw scratches, I’ve used half a bottle of Dettol in the last two and a half days since Angel has been here. She dazzles me with her energy and I’m loving every minute.
I saw your new kitten is a boy! That happened to us with a bird called Harry.
Hope you and your kitty are settling in well together and you don’t need too much more dettol!
I bee – dazzled too , and I want hot salty fries and to hold your hand, and hug you and tell it it’s all gonna be okay.
Love you Queen Bee.
PS Have you see the video I sent to you on the – Aye Aye.
I did! WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS THAT THING??!?!!!
Omg.
x
It is from the Lemur family – apparently they aren’t happy about it either. You have to listen to the narrator – hilarious. They mention no pants too…don’t judge.
yeah, I watched it and was sitting there in horror the entire time.
I had hot oven beer battered fries for lunch – just saying they weren’t anywhere near as good as the real thing. The Aye Aye are creepy indeed.