I have so much to regale you with.
Our awesome weekend.
My hilarious antics at work.
How I came to be a bees scrotum (which is scientifically smaller than a bees dick cause big balls would fuck up their aerodynamicness) away from showering with a hairdryer.
My complete desecration of not only the English language but probably a few I was unaware I knew…
So many things.
Alas, right now I have an over abundance of whelm that needs some serious bloodletting in the form of of hot salty fries, Real Housewives of All of the Places and some medicinal corner rocking.
So I need to just get through the next few days, eye on the aforementioned prize, and return renewed and refreshed to pollute your eyeballs with profanity as punctuation.
In the meantime…