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Personally, I prefer the word dazzle.

by Kelley

in bitch be crazy

overwhelm

 

I have so much to regale you with.

Our awesome weekend.

My hilarious antics at work.

How I came to be a bees scrotum (which is scientifically smaller than a bees dick cause big balls would fuck up their aerodynamicness) away from showering with a hairdryer.

My complete desecration of not only the English language but probably a few I was unaware I knew…

So many things.

Alas, right now I have an over abundance of whelm that needs some serious bloodletting in the form of of hot salty fries, Real Housewives of All of the Places and some medicinal corner rocking.

So I need to just get through the next few days, eye on the aforementioned prize, and return renewed and refreshed to pollute your eyeballs with profanity as punctuation.

In the meantime…

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1 KezUnprepared April 7, 2014 at 9:41 pm

Dazzle is a much better word. I think I’ll just get on my knees, throw my hands in the air and wail, “I AM FUCKING DAZZLED!!!!!”

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2 Kelley April 10, 2014 at 1:37 pm

we need to put that on a tshirt.

Or a crown.

I prefer a crown.

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3 Twitcharama April 7, 2014 at 11:18 pm

Thank you. I am dazzled by my life *right now*… just the word I was looking for. Go forth and profanitise, K. To better days…

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4 Kelley April 10, 2014 at 1:37 pm

back atcha. x

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5 Anne April 8, 2014 at 1:37 am

<3 Oh my.

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6 Marita April 8, 2014 at 8:15 am

I’m looking forward to some kid free time. Enjoy school holidays but miss getting time alone.

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7 Kelley April 10, 2014 at 1:38 pm

oh me too, my friend. Me too.

I have had one day alone since mid December. My screams are building up.

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8 Me April 8, 2014 at 8:21 am

Can’t wait to read all about it.
Hope the hot salty fries, the rocking and the Real Housewives of everywhere did their job !!
Take care.
Me

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9 Kelley April 10, 2014 at 1:39 pm

Getting there. Alas it is the price I pay for having fun.

🙂

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10 Char April 8, 2014 at 9:59 am

Dazzle is like overwhelm with a good amount of bling thrown in for good measure. I can see why you prefer it.

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11 Kelley April 10, 2014 at 1:40 pm

I love me some bling. Even when feeling the crush of the world on top of us, we need a little sparkle.

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12 Kristen April 8, 2014 at 3:23 pm

I much prefer the term Dazzle. Thank you Kelley for providing me with a much better term for overwhelm. From now on, I am going to confuse te shit outta my husband by telling him that work dazzles me, he dazzles me and my 5 year old dazzles me.

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13 Kelley April 10, 2014 at 1:41 pm

the dirty toilet and towels all over the bathroom? Motherfucking DAZZLING!

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14 Josefa @always Josefa April 8, 2014 at 7:15 pm

I spent all weekend being dazzled, don’t know if it was all the drugs I was taking to get through the weekend, or all the disco dancing my now five year old was doing! I’m a little underwhelmed now because of all of it. There is never a moment that Joey’s “how you doin’?” doesn’t make me smile – you have all the right moves lovely xx

PS the next person to mention hot salty fries must go out and get me some….please?

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15 Kelley April 10, 2014 at 1:45 pm

get them to get me some too, k?

Saw your birthday post in my reader, OMG woman you put my crappy little homemade parties to shame.

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16 river April 9, 2014 at 8:16 am

Dazzle? Nah. Maybe frazzled or kerfuffled, for me dazzle suggests bling all shiny and glittery.
So, How’m I doing?
Very well. I have a new kitten here. My hands are covered in tiny teeth and claw scratches, I’ve used half a bottle of Dettol in the last two and a half days since Angel has been here. She dazzles me with her energy and I’m loving every minute.

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17 Kelley April 10, 2014 at 1:47 pm

I saw your new kitten is a boy! That happened to us with a bird called Harry.

Hope you and your kitty are settling in well together and you don’t need too much more dettol!

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18 Trish MLDB April 9, 2014 at 1:19 pm

I bee – dazzled too , and I want hot salty fries and to hold your hand, and hug you and tell it it’s all gonna be okay.
Love you Queen Bee.

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19 Trish MLDB April 9, 2014 at 1:44 pm

PS Have you see the video I sent to you on the – Aye Aye.

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20 Kelley April 10, 2014 at 1:48 pm

I did! WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS THAT THING??!?!!!

Omg.

x

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21 Trish MLDB April 10, 2014 at 1:51 pm

It is from the Lemur family – apparently they aren’t happy about it either. You have to listen to the narrator – hilarious. They mention no pants too…don’t judge.

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22 Kelley April 10, 2014 at 1:53 pm

yeah, I watched it and was sitting there in horror the entire time.

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23 Trish MLDB April 10, 2014 at 3:12 pm

I had hot oven beer battered fries for lunch – just saying they weren’t anywhere near as good as the real thing. The Aye Aye are creepy indeed.

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