Oh Juicy Joe, you so stoopid.
Some would say it is because my kids went and got older – rude – and don’t need elaborate themed parties anymore – selfish – and I have to funnel my creative juices elsewhere.
Some would say it is because I am a lazy bitch and sick of trying to think of something for dinner every night and if I tell Boo that we are having *insert theme here* I can’t go back on my word because HELLO AUTISM MELTDOWN.
Some would say that it is because I am bat shit fucking crazy – more so than usual – and need to have something else to concentrate on besides my batshitfuckingcraziness. And this way I will have to eat something…
And I would say some of column A, a touch of column B and lather me up and slap me on the arse with column C.
To add to the fucking AWESOMENESS that is life right now, I have to take into account the ol’ torn rotator cuff and adhesive capsulitis shizzle so this shit needs to be EASY.
Like, husband come home from work and take one look at me and be able to take over dinner duties without asking questions EASY.
Boo and I sat down and made a list of
things he would deign to eat tasty dishes and lo and behold we have Simple Italian week!
(already gotz you a Foul Mouthed Tutorial there… you are welcome)
(thankyou Mr. Pizza man)
(chorizo and mushroom, technically NOT Italian but I fucking love chorizo)
(cheats lasagne ready in a flash ONE HANDED MOTHERFUCKERS!)
(made with reheated lasagne meat HUZZAH!)
They have Maccas in Italy, right? Of course they do…
All served with salad and veggies and shit cause you can’t live on carbs alone. Maybe.
Ooooh and garlic bread. Duh.
Boo is already making plans for American week and I am
stocking the liquor cabinet for Margarita week looking forward to Mexican week.
Have you ever had a food theme week?
Got any suggestions for me?
Do you think that Juicy Joe and Teresa will actually do jail time?
P.S. As always, if you want a Foul Mouthed Tutorial on any of these hit me up in the comments…