Random stuff that could have been a full blown blog post if I had the energy.
But I don’t. Surely there is something here to entertain or confuse someone enough to email me and be all ‘when you wrote’ or ‘you suck’… And that is my sole reason for being here.
~ Meet Mia, or more formally, Mrs Mia Wallace the second. My Christmas/Valentines/Birthday/Just because you are awesome and we should buy you more shiny pretty things present.
I really need more of these presents… and OMG HOW GOOD DOES A NEW COMPUTER SMELL!?!?!
~ What is the deal with Autumn? It is already half over and my tree is STILL green and we have all the doors and windows open and fans whirring and OMG WHAT IS THIS MADNESS, ANOTHER WEEK IN THE MID TO HIGH TWENTIES?!?!
Even the Dementor is all ‘what the actual fuck?’ and my winter boots are getting toey.*
~ I walked to work the other day and realised that I am that crazy lady that you see on the street muttering to herself and yelling at birds. It was quite cathartic really, and aferwards I wasn’t suicidal during the 4 hour training session about the various Ego States. OMG WHY?!?!
It is a rather pretty walk though… even better the next day when I wandered down the shops with Boo.
~ During the training (OMG WHY?!) we discussed ‘I statements’ and had to give an example. Mine was:
When you… play Plants Vs Zombies on the toilet and the ipad is streaming to the TV and all I can hear is the stupid music and dying Zombies…
It makes me feel… like punching you in the ball sack and recording your reaction to post on my blog as a warning to all other men…
I would prefer it… if you didn’t fucking do that and get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. After you have washed your hands.
Obviously I didn’t read it out or submit it to the trainer cause then I would be in ‘Appropriate language in the workplace’ training and…
~ One of my lovely blog friends passed away this week. We were old skool bloggy buddies and mainly chatted via blog comments and email. Check those moles people, and Dawn I will finally go and get mine checked like I promised you my friend.
~ We finally organised respite so we don’t have to rely on MOTY and her crazy arsed moods to get babysitting (last week we had to work around her cat, this week her hoarder neighbour). The respite worker didn’t turn up. No call, no excuses, just a ‘would you like to organise another time?’ when I complained.
I never dreamed that there would be anyone more unreliable than MOTY. But I was proved wrong. Fabulous**
~ I baked bread. In a breadmaker but it totally counts. OMG YUM.
~ On Friday morning I was almost murdered by a Huntsman spider. It was on the floor of the bathroom ready to strike when a Knight in shining naked buttcrack came in to slay him with a size 14 shoe while I screamed like a girl.
Thank you MPS.
~ Now that I have a pretty shiny new Mia The MacBook, I shall be able to blog more (LOLZ**) and visit my lovely commenters again! No more 15 minute warm up times and random shut downs of the predecessor and this little fucker:
making my eye twitch and HULK RAGE. I have been reading, just not commenting much because commenting on a phone or an ipad or a computer that takes one orbit of mercury around the motherfucking sun to load a fucking page is rather tiresome and I forget my witty response. So me getting a new pretty MacBook Pro means everyone wins!
Imagine what would happen if I got a new car!
~ It’s school holidays and Boo is bored out of his gourd and the house is a tip. Choosing to ignore the mess – the house is untidy, not dirty – and spending more time relaxing with my boys. Surprisingly I am sleeping better (12 hours Friday night!), can breathe easier, my gums have stopped bleeding and I don’t feel like I am going to die at any given moment. Hmmmm… this relaxing shit might be a good thing…
So enough about me, how has YOUR week been? Anything I have missed lately? Link a biatch up.
*added the definition so everyone can see what I did there… HILARIOUS!
**dripping sarcasm font
*** BTW if you are wondering why I have unfollowed you on Instagram it is because you posted a pic of a spider and NO ONE needs to see that. Even if they are sitting on the loo scrolling through Instagram and shitting themselves at the sight is actually kinda sorta ok because of the fact they are sitting on the loo. Not that I do that sort of thing or anything, of course.