As those of you that are playing along at home know, MPS was made redundant a couple of months ago.
And then the next day he picked up work at his old station, filling in for some dude that hasn’t had leave since FOREVER, for five weeks.
Well five weeks ended last week and this week he is home.
So instead of sitting on his lazy jobless arse (cause that position is FILLED, MOTHERFUCKER) yesterday I had him paying all the bills and doing our tax while I emptied Boo’s room of broken toys and hoarded food wrappers in my bi-annual seek and destroy mission.
And today it is this:
I am going to fill you up.
Pack you so full you will be screaming for mercy.
Every inch of you will be full of years and years of junk.
I am totally writing the next mummy porn.
It will be called Fifty Sheds of Junk.