I can only pee when my audience is under 18 months old.
And that is only under duress.
MPS on the other hand will HOLD A FUCKING CONVERSATION while he is taking a shit.
On the phone.
(he is talking on the phone and sitting on the toilet, not actually shitting ON the phone. But both are pretty much in the same league of WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?)
Often he will wander into the bathroom while I am doing my makeup and I can SEE HIM IN THE MIRROR BEHIND ME sitting on the toilet, with his concentrating face.
He is all there is nothing wrong with that we are MARRIED and I am all there is every thing wrong with that and maybe we shouldn’t be… please don’t look me in the eyes while you are shitting…
How about you? Can you pee with people that can string a sentence together in the same room?
Or are you like me, rocking the AWESOME pelvic floor stoppage ability and on permanent stage fright?