I have been quiet of late.
Not because I have stroked out again.
Not because I am attention seeking.
Or because I have submitted to the mythical black dog and he is picking my jugular out of his teeth with my pinky bone.
I have been shutting down my laptop and not visiting your blogs (as an aside, please don’t abuse me for not commenting on your blog it, doesn’t make me want to run over there and declare my love you know… idiot) and just posting random exclamations on twitter and facebook and wandering off.
Not because I didn’t win the writer thing – hello I was a FINALIST and you weren’t and you are calling ME a sore loser WHATTHEREVERLOVINGFUCK?
Not because I don’t love you all.
Or because I am too arrogant and self centred to not reply to your awesome comments and suggestions this week.
It’s like when you are at a party with all your friends and they are having an amazing time and you are totally happy for them but you are just not feeling it so you hug everyone and go home and sleep it off, safe in the knowledge that next time you will be up there dancing and squealing and having fun like the rest of them.
Not flouncing, there is no rule of the internet that says that you have to post on your blog/twitter/facebook every day.
Not lamenting the fact that I had hundreds of comments on each post and now 20-30 but thank you so much for bringing that to my attention and using it as a reason of why I suck.
I am just not feeling it right now.
So I walked away. For a few days, maybe a week, who knows.
But I am OK, for those that are worried.
A big FUCK YOU to those that think I am attention seeking or whatthefuckeverIamdeletingyouremailsnowwithoutevenreadingthemyoucan’thurtmelalala
And a see you when I see you to my friends that know that I do this shit sometimes and then I come back posting every single day and clogging your twitter stream and facebook feed with my awesomeness.
Now excuse me while I go and watch endless clips of Extreme Couponing, Cake Boss and Toddlers and Tiaras on YouTube while snuggling up in my green blanket of awesome. You Americans be batshit crazy, I fucking love you for that.
Do you just walk away from the internet sometimes cause it just gets too much?
Do people email you to abuse you for doing so?
Do you have a good recipe for brownies?
How long do I have to walk all over Newman to burn off a whole tray?