Regardless of your parental status, have a fucking awesome day today biatches.
I shall be spending the day being worshipped in the manner I have requested. You know as soon as Boo gets off the computer, Moo wakes up from her deathbed and MPS gets out of the toilet.
And I shall be posting pics of all my bribes gifts and spoilage on my facebook page. Like me there cause I would totes love to get to one billion facebook likers by the end of the day.