or 15 pints of semen (how is that even possible? Did he break into a semen bank or the Playboy mansion?)
or 15 different kinds of semen (there are KINDS? Like WHO KNEW???)
Well I bet Mr Almond is going to ask for this book from Santa this year…
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book!
My brain just liquified and ran out my left nostril.
And for all my friends that are partial to designing their own lady gardens…
As one disappointed reviewer said, this is a colouring book of LABIAS and not actual vaginas so don’t be taking this to school to teach anatomy.
And after all that baking and colouring you may just need a little bit of this:
Maybe you touched your genitals sanitizer – Amazon… again
The reviews say that it not only works if you touched your own but IF YOU TOUCHED SOMEONE ELSES?!?!? Totally a bargain and a must have for anyone owning genitals.
Well that is Christmas shopping done for me then. MOTY is going to be SO SURPRISED!