Apparently if you know you are going to be offline for a while you should have posts scheduled in your absence.
Apparently if you are speaking at a conference you should have your best work front and centre on your blog to convert the curious into subscribers.
Apparently to be a good blogger you should have a media kit and all of your stats ready for the hordes of PR reps that will come flocking to your blog after you BLOW THE FREAKING MINDS of those at the conference with your awesomeness.
Apparently if you have an international audience you shouldn’t mention that you are meeting other bloggers at a – in the scheme of things – relatively small blogging get together because you risk pissing them off.
Apparently if you are an INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNISED blogger of UBER AWESOMENESS and a MOTHERFUCKING PRINCESS you really don’t give a shit what blogging experts say.
Apparently if you don’t give a shit about what the blogging experts have to say you not only have no business blogging but what the living fuck are you going to a blogging conference for?
I have no fucking idea what I am doing…