A few months ago when I was rocking the corporate world and not sitting at home fucking around on the internet until it was time to ferry Boo around, I heard the best name in the history of forever.
A name that made me stop and gasp and be all ‘OMG I WANT TO FIST BUMP THIS GUYS PARENTS!’
It is like a Super Hero name.
And totally makes me want to get a little dog.
Cause you ALWAYS give little dogs awesome Super Hero names.
I am pretty sure It Is Written.
So what was this name of awesome that made me, The Queen of Awesome, squeal with delight?
I would totally marry him, just so I could say my husband is Justus Hammer.
And he would stand with is hands on his hips and stare off into the distance while his hair blew in the wind.
Sorry MPS, but Mario Porn Star has totally been superseded.
So what would YOUR super hero name be, because OBVIOUSLY mine is Mrs Justice Hammer. My battle cry is HUZZAH! I wear fucking awesome knee high boots and my super power is bringing you to your knees with my awesomeness.