First you need to have had a really fucking bad week.
Like on the scale of one to ten you pass out cause MATH IS HARD.
Then on the spur of the moment you decide that you are going to make a brand page because it is fucking FACEBOOK and how can it be hard?
So while you are fucking around with the settings and identifying as a famous monarch you watch GHANDI cause light entertainment is just what you need.
Add in some screaming and hair pulling (sorry MPS but my hair is just too pretty to pull out) and ratfucksonofabitch expletives, a few AWESOME peeps (Lisa and Lisa) that came to the rescue cause you couldn’t upload a picture for shit and a lot of biatches who have your back liking your page within seconds of begging on your personal facebook page and there you have it:
A facebook page fit for a Queen of fucking everything.
(in the sidebar over there ——–> you can like me too!)
If you actually want some REAL advice I suggest you check out mah girls at:
Brand meets Blog (saved mah bacon Louise and most of MPS’s hair)
Fat Mum Slim (thanks Chantelle for the tips on feature posts, like I will HAVE any but they are nice to play around with)
Styling You (thanks for the instagram app suggestion Nikki!)
And if someone could tell me how I can easily like ya’ll back I would be all happy and shit.