Just a quicky to wish you all a wonderful and happy new year.
Today is our 12th wedding anniversary (yes do the math people, all my kids are bastards and wear the badge proudly) we were GOING to spend it eating extravagant foods and drinking margaritas out of each others underwear on the balcony of a resort watching fireworks like we do every year.
However I will spend it sprawled on the couch in a painkiller haze.
I guess I can pretend he slipped me a roofie in a bar… role playing to the extreme.
As I slip in and out of conciousness I shall be playing on teh twitter and barking orders at anyone that dares to enter the room.
Have a good one biatches, I shall regale you with recaps of the year of say WHAT?!?! in the coming days.