It depends on what type of acid on which I’m high. My favourite is citric acid. I tend not to fling poo though, because I don’t want any flung my way. I also don’t want it hitting the fan.
I confess…I have flung dung…but it was stuck to my semi-clad thonged foot…actually mostly stuck between my toes! (in a Dairy farm)…yes..only a complete dick would think it was appropriate foodwear for a family day out at a freakin petting farm…does that count as poo? bahahahaha
*phew* So this doesn’t include horse poo Thank the Goddess!
If you haven’t ever had a horse poo fight, you have to. You haven’t lived until you do… and throwing it at your sisters head is THE BEST feeling ever, especially when it’s connects with her face and she throws a mental…. even if we were kids then, it still makes me smile as an adult… and I reckon I wouldn’t have any issue pitching one at her still now… just sayin *whistles*
But no… hmmmm… nope, never had the urge to throw my poo at anyone… but maybe if I took acid I might get the urge….
Not to mention the 50-pound fine that is apparently incurred. Seriously, they need ads on bus-shelters about this?! Must remember to pack an umbrella if I ever head to Northern Ireland.
The ad definitely made me curious enough to check out the website. It’s a campaign to free Belfast of “litter piggies” (doesn’t that sound cute?), and you can pick up free pocket ashtrays (I imagine kids yelling “Mom, there’s smoke coming out of your butt pocket!”) or gum pouches (quote: “Our free gum pouches are reusable, pocket-sized wallets which hold your used gum until you can find a bin.”). Mmmh, tasty.
The thing that caught my eye was the e-mail address to write to so you could claim your free stuff: catcleansing@belfastcity.gov.uk. Urm, “cat cleansing”? Isn’t that called a douche? Nice double entendre, Belfast! I see what you did there…
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acid makes me constipated
clearly you are doing it wrong.
obviously
Or fling acid at your friends when you’re high on poo?
well that is just dangerous.
It depends on what type of acid on which I’m high. My favourite is citric acid. I tend not to fling poo though, because I don’t want any flung my way. I also don’t want it hitting the fan.
Geez … people are soooo uptight these days.
damn nanny state. Can’t people fling poo at their friends without the government getting involved?
😉
I confess…I have flung dung…but it was stuck to my semi-clad thonged foot…actually mostly stuck between my toes! (in a Dairy farm)…yes..only a complete dick would think it was appropriate foodwear for a family day out at a freakin petting farm…does that count as poo? bahahahaha
So whenever my shit hits the fan I have to worry about my friends not liking me any more?
Bugger.
xox
*phew* So this doesn’t include horse poo Thank the Goddess!
If you haven’t ever had a horse poo fight, you have to. You haven’t lived until you do… and throwing it at your sisters head is THE BEST feeling ever, especially when it’s connects with her face and she throws a mental…. even if we were kids then, it still makes me smile as an adult… and I reckon I wouldn’t have any issue pitching one at her still now… just sayin *whistles*
But no… hmmmm… nope, never had the urge to throw my poo at anyone… but maybe if I took acid I might get the urge….
Um seriously? Is that ad for real?
apparently so. In Belgium.
Chicks flinging excrement is a HUGE problem there.
Oooooh, so THAT’S why my friends are avoiding me….now I get it!
When I’m high on acid, I normally translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees
I’ve witnessed it in a school. Never as an active participant.
It appears to be in Belfast, not Belgium. Having visited on several occasions, I can honestly say, seems legit!
I stand corrected. But I am still holding out that it is a global phenomenon.
Next Olympics? Poo flinging?
Well who knew?
Since I’ve never seen a similar sign in the States, I’m thinking y’all down there seem to be DOING IT WRONG. The acid, that is. Or something.
And all you poo flingers stop giving acid a bad name.
I am laughing so much – I can’t even type a comment!
Not to mention the 50-pound fine that is apparently incurred. Seriously, they need ads on bus-shelters about this?! Must remember to pack an umbrella if I ever head to Northern Ireland.
The ad definitely made me curious enough to check out the website. It’s a campaign to free Belfast of “litter piggies” (doesn’t that sound cute?), and you can pick up free pocket ashtrays (I imagine kids yelling “Mom, there’s smoke coming out of your butt pocket!”) or gum pouches (quote: “Our free gum pouches are reusable, pocket-sized wallets which hold your used gum until you can find a bin.”). Mmmh, tasty.
The thing that caught my eye was the e-mail address to write to so you could claim your free stuff: catcleansing@belfastcity.gov.uk. Urm, “cat cleansing”? Isn’t that called a douche? Nice double entendre, Belfast! I see what you did there…
OMG LOL! I didn’t even go that far into it… I was just all What The Fuckity Fuckness is this?!?!
I’ve never flung poo. I just hate getting my hands dirty.
Acid? Isn’t that the stuff that goes in car batteries? And lab experiments?
Ah this takes me back.
*snort*
So is acid a cure for constipation?
Acid never made me fling shit. It just made me think every fucking person I met was Satan. WHY DID I KEEP DROPPING ACID.
Swear to god, it fucked my head up so bad … I never fully came “back.”
and then you go and be all serious and shit and I feel sorry for the girl flinging her excrement at her school mates.
Damn you.
x
Bloody nanny state. They take all the fun away.
that’s what she said.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
(I cannot type anymore i am dying…. )