So it is the first over 30C day here in BumFuck Nowhere and I am sweating like a drug mule at Denpsar airport cleaning and making decorations for Boo’s party.
Cause I don’t want the debacle of last year where I will still making the decorations for Moo’s party while Boo’s was still in full swing.
Yes, I had two themed parties in ONE DAY. Do you have thoughts about that? Thoughts that maybe I am a little bit crazy?
I have those thoughts too.
I prefer to listen to the ones talking about chocolate.
The fan is on full cause I haven’t managed to clean the airconditioner yet, nor move the furniture that is in front of it so I will just bitch and moan and apply Boo’s favourite snack of Bostik GluStik (he will deign to eat others but this is his glustik of choice) to multiple coloured pieces of paper and bitch and moan while cutting around shapes and letters on said paper and then glue THAT on other pieces of paper to make a banner worthy of a Queen.
Cause I hear she is in the country. Probably to attend my brother in laws funeral.
You know MPS is descended from the Queen, right?
And the Pope. The nice dead one, not the scary one now that looks like a serial killer.
Where was I?
Damn I hate the heat, I get all distracted.
Behold the banner making process.
First find the Lego font which is surprisingly SO FUCKING HARD TO DO
Print shit out.
Cut shit out.
Paste shit on yellow paper cause you are too fucking stupid to work out how to outline in yellow.
Use this opportunity to go and buy icecream and pineapple for dinner.
Cut shit out AGAIN.
Paste on red paper.
Make holes to string stringy stuff through and realise that you have no motherfucking stringy stuff and you are going to have to wait till Monday to go and get some stringy stuff so you put an icecube in your bra and make a Margarita.
Tomorrow I will show you how to make Lego gummies and maybe some Mummy ones with vodka…