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shit is being cleaned and shit is being lost.

by Kelley

in a mind is a terrible thing to waste

Well HELLO THERE!

Lets pretend I have sunshine and rainbows shooting from my arse shall we?

Yes, I think that is waaaaaaaaaaay betterer than the sad sack shit in the post below.

Someone needs to slap that biatch.

Cause that is what they do in the movies, right?

I have 3 birthdays and a mega huge party to organise while MPS is off gallivanting at a funeral.

I am such a bitch.

Heh.

ANYWAY.

Shit cleaned off the lounge in the family room – check

Shit cleaned off the wall in the bathroom – check

Shit cleaned off the wallS in the ensuite – on the list

Shit cleaned off Boo’s walls – on the list

3 dozen cupcakes in the freezer – check

4 lego brick cakes in the freezer – check

Dad’s birthday white chocolate caramel mudcake cupcakes – cooling on the bench

Moo’s white chocolate mudcake Hello Kitty cake – in the process of being designed and OMG MATHS RATFUCKSONOFABITCH

Lego people sugar cookies – about to make the dough and freeze to bake next week

Lego chocolates x four hundred billion – done and hiding in Moo’s room

Funeral organised – check

MPS travel arrangements organised – check

Wine in fridge, selection of cheeky red and white – motherfucking CHECK

Decorations made – ummmmm on the list?

Boo’s birthday cake (not party) – nothing.  Cause the little turd won’t make up his mind. So technically on the list and if he doesn’t make up his mind he is getting a candle in a sandwich.

Fat clothes found and washed – *sigh* check

Garden tidied –  on the list

Boo’s present bought – check

Moo’s present booked – on the list

Dad’s present bought – on the list

Other shit that needs to be baked – on the list

Other shit that needs to be done – on the list

 

List made – shit.  Better get onto that.

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Tagged as: lego chocolates, lego party white chocolate mudcake, losing my fucking mind, preparing for a party

{ 26 comments… read them below or add one }

1 drhoctor2 October 19, 2011 at 4:20 pm

I’m officially intimidated by your mad baking/cleaning /organizing skills…those cupcakes look delicious and I’m so impressed by the lego stuff. Please stop rocking the domestic arts so hard, some of us are trying to fake it here . 😀

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2 Kelley October 19, 2011 at 4:26 pm

I started a list after I wrote that.

I probably shouldn’t have. Cause now I am so overwhelmed and intimidated by the list I may run screaming down the street declaring that I am, in fact, a fine china teapot.

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3 goaldeebug October 19, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Put shit on the list that you have already done, so you can mark them off and make yourself feel oh so organized LOL

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4 Kelley October 19, 2011 at 6:04 pm

now I will have to write another list.

And a list of all the lists that I need to list.

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5 jusnwoop October 19, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Would you like a taste tester for those white chocolate caramel mudcake cupcakes? You know, just to make sure they’re ok???? ‘Cos I’d be totally happy to make the sacrifice. 😉

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6 Kelley October 19, 2011 at 4:27 pm

I had to hide them in the freezer before Boo and MPS got home. Left a couple out and they were inhaled within seconds of them opening the door.

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7 Moo October 19, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Birthdays are a cunt when I’m not there, huh?

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8 Kelley October 19, 2011 at 4:25 pm

you are really Klassy. Like a Kardashian.

All you need is leopard print leggings… wait…

{mummy still loves you}

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9 goaldeebug October 19, 2011 at 4:28 pm

Kel…. fuck that shit, all you need is the wine… and a marguerite or nine.

Moo…. I imagine every day, not just birthdays, are *ahem* … *whistling*…nope, I just cunt say it… when you’re not there. heh

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10 goaldeebug October 19, 2011 at 4:32 pm

OMFG, goddamned pre-emptive text! I can’t believe it changed that! M A R G U E R I T A! A A A!

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11 Kelley October 19, 2011 at 6:04 pm

*snort*

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12 Moo October 19, 2011 at 6:58 pm

Trololololololol

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13 Fiona October 19, 2011 at 4:58 pm

shit list made?

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14 Kelley October 19, 2011 at 6:05 pm

dammit! Thanks for the reminder. It totally needs updating.

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15 Fiona October 19, 2011 at 6:08 pm

yw lovely

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16 A Daft Scots Lass October 19, 2011 at 5:46 pm

Are you wearing a motherfucking cape? Coz if you finish all the shit on yer lists I will dub thee a SuperMotherFuckingHero!

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17 Kelley October 19, 2011 at 6:06 pm

The cape is implied.

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18 thepixiechick October 19, 2011 at 6:28 pm

You have kicked some serious arse woman!

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19 river October 19, 2011 at 9:12 pm

Scrap the lists and give everyone a picnic in the garden.
One celebration, multiple sandwiches with candles in them.
Done.

any chance Boo would help with cleaning up shit?

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20 Gnometree October 19, 2011 at 9:56 pm

need some help with the hello kitty cake? this is the one I made a few weeks ago
http://www.facebook.com/vicki.klingberg/posts/2533379220077?ref=notif&notif_t=close_friend_activity#!/photo.php?fbid=10150299492858133&set=a.10150299491768133.334449.673923132&type=3&theater

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21 Glowless October 19, 2011 at 10:05 pm

So I have a weight loss secret for you. Lose the ability to swallow and go to hospital, and voila, 5 kgs gone. The fact that it is likely all fluid and will be back within a week should be ignored. You may now pay me lots of money for my secret.
I will come to Boo’s party and eat my weight in Lego cakes and men. And I won’t RSVP because I’m annoying like that.

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22 Joanna (Jolich) October 20, 2011 at 12:40 am

The sad thing babe is that when you say you’re cleaning shit off the walls we know you are not speaking figuratively 🙂 Gotta love the
Boy, right?!? LOL

BTW, where did you get lego chocolate molds? I have a lego mad ten year old who would freak out over the lego dudes!

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23 Anne October 20, 2011 at 9:54 am

wow… i applaud you girl. I can’t imagine. I hope if feels good for you too. You need to just give yoursself a big hug!

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24 Good Golly Miss Holly! October 20, 2011 at 10:13 am

You fucking domestic goddess!

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25 meleah rebeccah October 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm

well, glad to hear you’re getting shit done! and you sound a lot happier than that last post!

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26 Maid In Australia October 22, 2011 at 5:50 pm

Wow, you have even more shit in your life than I do. Did not think that was possible! The worst thing is that shit just doesn’t stay away, does it? Good luck with the list.

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