Well HELLO THERE!
Lets pretend I have sunshine and rainbows shooting from my arse shall we?
Yes, I think that is waaaaaaaaaaay betterer than the sad sack shit in the post below.
Someone needs to slap that biatch.
Cause that is what they do in the movies, right?
I have 3 birthdays and a mega huge party to organise while MPS is off gallivanting at a funeral.
I am such a bitch.
Heh.
ANYWAY.
Shit cleaned off the lounge in the family room – check
Shit cleaned off the wall in the bathroom – check
Shit cleaned off the wallS in the ensuite – on the list
Shit cleaned off Boo’s walls – on the list
3 dozen cupcakes in the freezer – check
4 lego brick cakes in the freezer – check
Dad’s birthday white chocolate caramel mudcake cupcakes – cooling on the bench
Moo’s white chocolate mudcake Hello Kitty cake – in the process of being designed and OMG MATHS RATFUCKSONOFABITCH
Lego people sugar cookies – about to make the dough and freeze to bake next week
Lego chocolates x four hundred billion – done and hiding in Moo’s room
Funeral organised – check
MPS travel arrangements organised – check
Wine in fridge, selection of cheeky red and white – motherfucking CHECK
Decorations made – ummmmm on the list?
Boo’s birthday cake (not party) – nothing. Cause the little turd won’t make up his mind. So technically on the list and if he doesn’t make up his mind he is getting a candle in a sandwich.
Fat clothes found and washed – *sigh* check
Garden tidied –Â on the list
Boo’s present bought – check
Moo’s present booked – on the list
Dad’s present bought – on the list
Other shit that needs to be baked – on the list
Other shit that needs to be done – on the list
List made – shit. Better get onto that.
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I’m officially intimidated by your mad baking/cleaning /organizing skills…those cupcakes look delicious and I’m so impressed by the lego stuff. Please stop rocking the domestic arts so hard, some of us are trying to fake it here . 😀
I started a list after I wrote that.
I probably shouldn’t have. Cause now I am so overwhelmed and intimidated by the list I may run screaming down the street declaring that I am, in fact, a fine china teapot.
Put shit on the list that you have already done, so you can mark them off and make yourself feel oh so organized LOL
now I will have to write another list.
And a list of all the lists that I need to list.
Would you like a taste tester for those white chocolate caramel mudcake cupcakes? You know, just to make sure they’re ok???? ‘Cos I’d be totally happy to make the sacrifice. 😉
I had to hide them in the freezer before Boo and MPS got home. Left a couple out and they were inhaled within seconds of them opening the door.
Birthdays are a cunt when I’m not there, huh?
you are really Klassy. Like a Kardashian.
All you need is leopard print leggings… wait…
{mummy still loves you}
Kel…. fuck that shit, all you need is the wine… and a marguerite or nine.
Moo…. I imagine every day, not just birthdays, are *ahem* … *whistling*…nope, I just cunt say it… when you’re not there. heh
OMFG, goddamned pre-emptive text! I can’t believe it changed that! M A R G U E R I T A! A A A!
*snort*
Trololololololol
shit list made?
dammit! Thanks for the reminder. It totally needs updating.
yw lovely
Are you wearing a motherfucking cape? Coz if you finish all the shit on yer lists I will dub thee a SuperMotherFuckingHero!
The cape is implied.
You have kicked some serious arse woman!
Scrap the lists and give everyone a picnic in the garden.
One celebration, multiple sandwiches with candles in them.
Done.
any chance Boo would help with cleaning up shit?
need some help with the hello kitty cake? this is the one I made a few weeks ago
http://www.facebook.com/vicki.klingberg/posts/2533379220077?ref=notif¬if_t=close_friend_activity#!/photo.php?fbid=10150299492858133&set=a.10150299491768133.334449.673923132&type=3&theater
So I have a weight loss secret for you. Lose the ability to swallow and go to hospital, and voila, 5 kgs gone. The fact that it is likely all fluid and will be back within a week should be ignored. You may now pay me lots of money for my secret.
I will come to Boo’s party and eat my weight in Lego cakes and men. And I won’t RSVP because I’m annoying like that.
The sad thing babe is that when you say you’re cleaning shit off the walls we know you are not speaking figuratively 🙂 Gotta love the
Boy, right?!? LOL
BTW, where did you get lego chocolate molds? I have a lego mad ten year old who would freak out over the lego dudes!
wow… i applaud you girl. I can’t imagine. I hope if feels good for you too. You need to just give yoursself a big hug!
You fucking domestic goddess!
well, glad to hear you’re getting shit done! and you sound a lot happier than that last post!
Wow, you have even more shit in your life than I do. Did not think that was possible! The worst thing is that shit just doesn’t stay away, does it? Good luck with the list.