I am falling to pieces.
Or to be accurate I am ADDING pieces.
New weird moles are popping up all over my body, or ones that used to be flat are now raised, not to mention the dark red fucker that has just appeared on my CHEEK.
I am just recovering from a massive zit IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FOREHEAD causing me to say to people ‘HEY! My eyes ARE HERE’ cause even if I whipped out my boobs there was no distracting from the ENORMOUS PUS FILLED PROTRUSION from my forehead that I dreamt was a unicorn horn but woke covered in blood after it burst from my flailing around in my sleep trying to be graceful while galloping.
Speaking of covered in blood there was the weird arsed huge fucking BLOOD FILLED bizarreness that resided behind my ear for a week before exploding all over me and MPS who was all ‘what the fuck is that shit behind your ear OMG I MUST TOUCH IT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH UNCLEAN UNCLEAN UNCLEAN… I must touch it again’
Now instead of a growth the size of my thumb full of blood I now have a half empty sack of saggy skin that reminds me of old mens testicles on a hot day at the public pool.
Sadly I have numerous experiences to draw from as comparison. And probably why I don’t go to public pools any more.
No image. You are welcome.
Add to all that my lips peeling like a shedding python and I am teh image of sexay.
You totally want me right now, admit it.
Don’t listen to the lepers… peeling and weird growths are totally the new black.