Someone said to me once ‘smile, your face won’t break’
My ‘resting’ face is a somewhat downturned lip. So I COULD be perceived as frowning.
I am totally cool with this as my friends ‘resting’ face makes her look like she just stepped in a fresh dog turd with no shoes on so standing next to her I look positively ELATED.
Lately my lips have been dry and peeling, I have no fucking idea WHY they just are and it drives me bat shit crazy.
And unfortunately I cannot help biting my lips while I am feeling a tad overwhelmed.
So like ALL THE DAMN TIME.
And now my lips are a mess.
Yesterday I walked Boo into school and said hello to the principal and smiled.
Just as I turned my frown upside down I felt a pull and a rip.
And my lip split open.
And blood ran into my mouth.
And down my face.
In front of all the little kiddies.
So yeah, smarmy little fucker telling me to smile cause it won’t hurt me when clearly I was just reserving my energy and saving my dazzling pearly whites for someone deserving, SMILING WILL HURT ME and my face WILL FUCKING BREAK and I will terrify all the little kiddies in the school ground.
Upside: At least no one will mess with Boo seeing his mother is a Vampire and all.