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So the build up will make it better… right?

by Kelley

in a mind is a terrible thing to waste

I have spent the entire day in either a state of panic – running around doing stupid things like cleaning light switches and emptying the dishwasher (what? It’s not MY fucking job) – or a bawling mess.

After picking up Boo this afternoon, who was in fine form a mess of shrieks and ticks and I was all OMFG I NEED A BREAK FROM THIS, MPS called and let me know that his leave HAD FINALLY been approved.

You know… at the LAST FUCKING MINUTE.

And after I had already promised Boo Hungry Jacks (Burger King for my US biatches) for dinner so he would shut the fuck up already about the noise he heard 3 hours ago that he had been trying to replicate with high pitched squeals and grunts of frustration.

So I still need to wash clothes and strip and remake beds and perhaps perform a little deforestation for this weekend of relaxation.

Now I need it MORE than before.  I better making packing a priority.

On my list I have:

  • Toothbrushes and toothpaste
  • Tequila
  • Cointreau
  • Salt
  • Lemons and limes
  • margarita glasses
  • Red Wine
  • Kindle
  • Phone and phone charger
  • Stripper heels

Have I forgotten anything?

OMG this is really going to happen.

A weekend of relaxing and rediscovering religion and SLEEPING.

HUZZAH!

 

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1 Veronica August 12, 2011 at 5:39 pm

You are forgetting massage oil.

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2 Kelley August 12, 2011 at 5:42 pm

but wont that make the bed all oily?

Oh wait! I DON’T HAVE TO WASH THE BEDDING!

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3 Veronica August 12, 2011 at 5:44 pm

EXACTLY.

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4 A Daft Scots Lass August 12, 2011 at 5:50 pm

You are forgetting the recreational drugs!

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5 Marita August 12, 2011 at 6:02 pm

Have a great weekend. I’d foresake everything on the list for a few nights uniterrupted sleep 🙂

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6 Amanda August 12, 2011 at 6:06 pm

Huzzah! You got it all covered babe.
Just make sure MPS brings clothes so that he can go buy you awesome coffee and macaroons for breakfast.

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7 toushka lee August 12, 2011 at 6:33 pm

you deserve this weekend so much. May you get drunk with no hangover. May there be no wet spot. May you wake refreshed and relaxed and fucking awesome.

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8 Wendy August 12, 2011 at 6:45 pm

Lush massage bars are mess free…

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9 Kelley August 13, 2011 at 9:40 am

I am pretty sure there is a lush in the city… mmmm

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10 Fiona August 12, 2011 at 7:40 pm

Hurrah!

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11 Shae August 12, 2011 at 7:42 pm

You’ll need some sort of voltaren gel to soothe all the tired muscles after the karma sutra marathon

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12 Ashley August 12, 2011 at 7:56 pm

Hungry jacks are pancakes here 🙂 so I would have just thought you were talking about pancakes lol

There is one thing you should forget:
The stress.
Please, forget the stress, leave it behind, at home, and relax, ffs. Please don’t pack it.

~Ashley~

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13 Seraphimsp August 12, 2011 at 7:56 pm

Have a fabulous time. You so, so, so deserve and need this xxx

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14 Jayne August 12, 2011 at 8:01 pm

A “massager” to relax your muscles with.
Y’know, one of those battery operated ‘massagers’.
MPS can probably operate the sucker 😉
Have a fuckin’ good time!

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15 Bronnie August 12, 2011 at 8:38 pm

Holy crap woman! You’ll have no room to pack anything you want to knick from the hotel. Oh wait … there will be space from the empty alcohol bottles, right? Have fun! You so deserve it!

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16 Kellie August 12, 2011 at 9:05 pm

Love the packing list. Enjoy every minute x

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17 jodieodie August 12, 2011 at 11:29 pm

I hope you have a magnificent time.

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18 Nikki @ Styling You August 13, 2011 at 12:16 am

Stripper heels and tequila … That ought to do it!

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19 Mrs Woog August 13, 2011 at 12:30 am

Best blog post I have read today. xx

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20 Krissa August 13, 2011 at 3:10 pm

Sexy nighty.

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21 Good Golly Miss Holly! August 13, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Cointreau is the shiznit. You will find true enlightment at the bottom of every bottle x

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22 Tazer Warrior Princess August 13, 2011 at 5:11 pm

Don’t forget some vaseline and an alibi. You never know.

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