I have spent the entire day in either a state of panic – running around doing stupid things like cleaning light switches and emptying the dishwasher (what? It’s not MY fucking job) – or a bawling mess.
After picking up Boo this afternoon, who was in fine form a mess of shrieks and ticks and I was all OMFG I NEED A BREAK FROM THIS, MPS called and let me know that his leave HAD FINALLY been approved.
You know… at the LAST FUCKING MINUTE.
And after I had already promised Boo Hungry Jacks (Burger King for my US biatches) for dinner so he would shut the fuck up already about the noise he heard 3 hours ago that he had been trying to replicate with high pitched squeals and grunts of frustration.
So I still need to wash clothes and strip and remake beds and perhaps perform a little deforestation for this weekend of relaxation.
Now I need it MORE than before. I better making packing a priority.
On my list I have:
- Toothbrushes and toothpaste
- Tequila
- Cointreau
- Salt
- Lemons and limes
- margarita glasses
- Red Wine
- Kindle
- Phone and phone charger
- Stripper heels
Have I forgotten anything?
OMG this is really going to happen.
A weekend of relaxing and rediscovering religion and SLEEPING.
HUZZAH!
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You are forgetting massage oil.
but wont that make the bed all oily?
Oh wait! I DON’T HAVE TO WASH THE BEDDING!
EXACTLY.
You are forgetting the recreational drugs!
Have a great weekend. I’d foresake everything on the list for a few nights uniterrupted sleep 🙂
Huzzah! You got it all covered babe.
Just make sure MPS brings clothes so that he can go buy you awesome coffee and macaroons for breakfast.
you deserve this weekend so much. May you get drunk with no hangover. May there be no wet spot. May you wake refreshed and relaxed and fucking awesome.
Lush massage bars are mess free…
I am pretty sure there is a lush in the city… mmmm
Hurrah!
You’ll need some sort of voltaren gel to soothe all the tired muscles after the karma sutra marathon
Hungry jacks are pancakes here 🙂 so I would have just thought you were talking about pancakes lol
There is one thing you should forget:
The stress.
Please, forget the stress, leave it behind, at home, and relax, ffs. Please don’t pack it.
~Ashley~
Have a fabulous time. You so, so, so deserve and need this xxx
A “massager” to relax your muscles with.
Y’know, one of those battery operated ‘massagers’.
MPS can probably operate the sucker 😉
Have a fuckin’ good time!
Holy crap woman! You’ll have no room to pack anything you want to knick from the hotel. Oh wait … there will be space from the empty alcohol bottles, right? Have fun! You so deserve it!
Love the packing list. Enjoy every minute x
I hope you have a magnificent time.
Stripper heels and tequila … That ought to do it!
Best blog post I have read today. xx
Sexy nighty.
Cointreau is the shiznit. You will find true enlightment at the bottom of every bottle x
Don’t forget some vaseline and an alibi. You never know.