I am taking a tiny break, but I feel guilty when I do that so I have got you some awesome biatches to entertain you in my absence.
Nawwww… innit cute? Gotta love it when my biatches go all ratfucksonofabitch. Makes me feel like Lady Gaga. So today I give you my Little Biatch Kate… saying stuff.
I grew up in a household where swearing was a definite no-no. I remember so well the first time I swore in front of my Mum (I was 12 and hurt myself and said ‘shit’). She looked so very disappointed in me.
So I wasn’t really that much of a swearer. I’d shit and occasionally fuck (as in use the words, obviously I have mad skillz when it comes to the actions) but generally my language was pretty tame.
In my life before kids I was a teacher. English and Psychology, as well as Grade 5 generalist. So no swearing there obviously, can’t be polluting young minds with such filth.
Then I had children.
And the hubster who had been in advertising when I met him became a supertrucker. Suddenly I had learned more swearwords in a few years than my whole previous lifetime. Some really amazing new ones and everything. Fkawesome!
I try not to swear in front of my children. I still don’t swear in front of my parents. But when the hub comes off shift (which is 4-5 days long) that first half hour as he decompresses is full of expletives the likes of which would blow your fucking mind.
I have favourites. In our house ‘stupid’ and ‘idiot’ are considered swearwords, and it isn’t okay to swear at someone in anger. I’m a big fan of motherfucker though. It can fit almost any sentence with ease. As can cocksmoker. And the imagery is fantastic.
I don’t love the ‘c’ word (see I cunt even type it!) but it doesn’t offend me like it once did. Being married to a truckie, very little does.
So where do you swear? What are your limits? And who would you never swear in front of?
PS: I don’t swear over on my own blog. I don’t even really know why, it just doesn’t really fit there or something. But Magneto Bold Too is fucking awesome. Never say I can’t rise to a motherfucking challenge biatch.
Kate doesn’t swear over at Kate Says Stuff. Instead she writes nice things about her four kids and the supertrucker. So if you’re looking for profanity, best stay here really.