So I took a day or five off.
And I am all motherfucking zen and shit.
I even started yoga.
FUCKING YOGA, PEOPLE?!?!
I might go and get a chinese symbol tattoo on my lower back.
I am thinking ‘no matter how much you dress it up, soup ain’t dinner motherfucker’
Cause that would look AWESOME in chinese.
OR KLINGON! OMG!
I am so zen right now I have let my hair go curly and lost my razor – or someone could of hidden it – so I am even a crunchy granola hippy chick.
I baked cookies.
And did I mention I am doing yoga?
It hurts my shoulders like a bitch but I am so zen I don’t care.
Motherfucking Namaste biatches…
Note: Zen = Valium, you were aware of that right?
Note 2: Biatches rooming with me at Blogopolis be pre-warned that yoga is part of my morning routine. After a shot of tequila, obviously.