Alternative title: Posting on a Saturday night apparently goes against all the blogging laws cause nobody reads blogs on a weekend, let alone a Saturday night. And to those law makers I will say you are probably right BUT I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER AH HAHAHA!
Last night I went out for dinner with my bestie and her man.
For her birthday.
Her FORTIETH birthday.
Bitch is OOOOOOOLD.
Copious margaritas were consumed which is probably NOT the best thing since I had been to the doctor earlier in the day and he was all ‘giiiiiiiiirl, your blood pressure is in the double digits which totes equals on the low side of low, keep it mellow and chillax and don’t be taking those old lady meds tonight – you feelin’ me?”
Or words to that effect.
Whatever, I get them mixed up sometimes.
I blame the blood chillax’in in my veins.
POINT IS I didn’t do no dancing cause I didn’t want to like, STROKE OUT on the damn dance floor.
You know, considering I am hanging out with old folk and all.
So today I took it easy. Big Bang Theory, Greys Anatomy, hanging out chatting in the yard with my bestie and her man, drinking tons of water and some fucking around on the internetz, cause I gotz me a hot date with my Lover tonight.
My Kindle is called ‘Hello Lover’
For obvious reasons.
MPS is out doof doofing tonight so I am going to curl up in bed with my Lover and some dark chocolate coated raspberries and have me a GLORIOUS time.
Just me and my sluggish blood kickin’ back old skool with new skool technology.
You wish you were as technological and shit as me.
On a Saturday night.
Today I am singing the praises of my girl Lisa @ my thoughts and dreams who is helping me realise my hugging on other women I haven’t met dream. NOT ONLY has she thrown in a few shekels, I once mentioned off handedly that I lost my dressing gown while I was in in hospital and she sent me a new one. A KIMONO! How freaking awesome is THAT?
Damn freaking awesome that is. So go clicky clicky on her blog and send her some MB2 biatches love.