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Christmas at Chez Magneto Bold.

by Kelley

in Christmas

Well HELLO THERE!

I have just surfaced from my carbohydrate coma to bring you a little update on our festive festivities of festivation.

Or something.

On Christmas Eve there was this

baked with cranberry and a small amount offered to MPS before I lost my shit and ate the lot.

OMG OMMMM NOMMM NOMMM

and this

Margaritas that were made in an enormous pitcher and were rather potently delicious.

A lot of stumbling around and giggling until this appeared

and then sleep at

and then Boo at 5 fucking AfuckingM

presents and stockings and general awesomeness at the awesomeness of the awesome Santa.

turkey in the oven at 9am

My oven is totally that clean.  Heh.

lazing around eating these

and then setting the table for a feast of epic proportions

with my family including my sister in love with HER OWN LITTLE BUN IN THE OVEN OMG OMG OMG I AM GOING TO BE AN AUNTIE FINALLY!

and then I spilled a full the the brim glass of this

all over Moo wearing this

I solemnly swear I am up to no good tshirt… to match her TATTOO (OMG OMG OMG)

and then we played this

and I fucking ROCKED IT OUTTA THE PARK and the thing was all ‘You rocked it!’ and I was all ‘clearly’ and ‘is there any more of that champagne left?’ and stared longingly at the laundry basket full of Moet soaked towels.

and there was a lot of building of these

and then we feasted on a meal of leftovers at 10pm

and finally got to bed at 12am

and then up early the next morning for this

BBQ with family

and again with the OMG GODDAMN EARLY the next day for this

picnic in a park an hour and a half away with eight billion relatives.

Then yesterday we packed away Christmas

and this morning I woke with a monster eye pimple AND motherfucking Pink Eye (otherwise known by its technical term, conjuctifuckingvitismotherfucker)

which, in true not my style I am choosing to see as a motherfucking Christmas MIRACLE because I have 10 days off work and no plans for the next few days so I can walk around with my uber sexy swollen red eye and no makeup and not worry about scaring anyone but MPS and Boo.

And being a pirate.

Arrrrrrr.

And watching movies that may or may not have been acquired via electronic means and eating whats left of the Snickers Bar cheesecake that was hidden in the back of the fridge.

Ommm nommm nommm.

And the travel mug full of lemon margarita so I don’t spill it.

Again.

Hope your Christmas was full of food, love and laughter and copious amounts of liquor.

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1 Jayne December 29, 2010 at 1:05 pm

There is never enough liquor at this time of year.
2 pot screamer here and a cheap Chrissy drunk *snort*
And….YAY on the Sister In Love growing one!!!

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2 Kelley December 29, 2010 at 1:20 pm

I am totally the same. So you can IMAGINE what I was like after a couple of Margaritas…

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3 Mrs Woog December 29, 2010 at 1:16 pm

Sounds live good clean family fun (apart from fucking pink eye)
xo

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4 Kelley December 29, 2010 at 1:21 pm

oh sweetie, that was the G rated version.

*snigger*

Bow chicka bow bow.

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5 Ruby December 29, 2010 at 1:30 pm

Merry xmas to you, sorry about your pink eye, your chrissy table looks so cute… and long!
We got a kinnnect too from my lil sister and we jumped around the lounge room like crazy freaks catching those rings and jumping those slopes… such fun…and alcohol makes you even more awesome i agree.

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6 Kelley December 29, 2010 at 1:38 pm

apparently Santa forgot to buy the CORRECT games for the Kinect.

So Santa kicked said childs arse in the games that they did have.

Heh.

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7 Jacinta December 29, 2010 at 1:43 pm

Yeh, good times.
Here’s to some more time off work to rest and recover.
Happy New Year to you and yours!

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8 Kelley December 29, 2010 at 2:09 pm

back atcha sweetcheeks.

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9 Stimey December 29, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Sounds awesome! Merry Christmas! And boooooo, pinkeye!

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10 Kelley December 29, 2010 at 2:10 pm

MWAH.

And methinks the Handbag Nun must have escaped. I am going to have to kick her.

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11 Kate @ UpsideBackwards December 29, 2010 at 3:24 pm

Lego and Snickers cheesecake… Christmas doesn’t get much better than that!
Hope your eye is better soon.

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12 Laura December 29, 2010 at 5:40 pm

Wait, you baked that wheel of cheese?
FUCKING AWESOME

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13 Amanda December 29, 2010 at 10:28 pm

I bow to your complete awesomeness (you themed the presents with the dinner table decorations FFS).
You are the Christmas Queen!

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14 MaidInAustralia December 29, 2010 at 11:23 pm

I love it. Life at your house is never boring, although the Moet-soaked towels were a shame. Thank goodness for secret cheesecake to ease the pain…

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15 Burgh Baby December 30, 2010 at 3:55 am

That’s pretty much the very definition of a perfect Christmas. Well done!

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16 Tara R. December 30, 2010 at 4:27 am

Cheese and Bacon Cheetoes?! And why aren’t these available in the US? At least in Florida?

Sounds like a totally awesome Christmas.

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17 terena December 30, 2010 at 6:14 pm

wow. looks like a fab time. We had alligator gumbo for Christmas.

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18 Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella December 30, 2010 at 7:23 pm

Babe, don’t tell me you had Christmas but you had Festivus instead! Did you Aus post package of ice cream ever arrive? I think you should hassle them a bit more.

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19 Krissa December 31, 2010 at 7:15 am

Travel lids….
I just love that your posts are educational as well as informative and entertaining.
Glad you had such a merry Christmas, Kelley!

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