Here is the hot tip for you girls.
DO NOT look at photos of you taken on a drunken Hens Night where you may or may not have corralled some poor woman in the toilets and insisted that she get a new bra to make her boobs look AMAZING and then proceed to pull up her sagging bra straps to show her how AMAZING her boobs could look if she just went and slapped down 50 bucks for a decent bra and get anyone and everyone that enters the bathroom to agree with you, then return to the table to drink your second third eleventh Margarita through a penis shaped straw while people took photos of you drinking said Margarita throw the tip of a penis and then be all OMG I HATE MY EYEBROWS and then a couple of days later in a fit of OMG I HATE MY EYEBROWS AND I AM SO OOOOOOOOLD AND I NEED A NEW LOOK book an appointment to get those puppies mowed and then proceed to tell the five year old waxer that you would love to rock skinny eyebrows like her.
Because you will walk out of the salon in a state of shock with skinny arsed eyebrows that make you look like you are permanently surprised.
Just like YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOTHER.
THREE DAYS before you are a bridesmaid at a wedding that you have just found out that there will be people you haven’t seen since HIGH SCHOOL there and you will be sporting a tight lilac taffeta dress and a look of OMG WTF?
You are welcome.