A cleaning bender.
I have tales of awesome to share with you, but right now I have whipped myself up into a frenzy of cleaning of epic proportions.
And I must let it run its course until I run out of things to clean (HA!) or fall in a heap.
I have completely cleaned and de-cluttered The Damn Emos rooms.
Both of them.
And was surprised to find no dead prostitutes or buried treasure.
But there was an inch thick coating of dust on their ceiling fans which could be the burnt remains of those kids that ‘went home’ mysteriously…
I cleaned and decorated my room for Christmas.
Bleached the motherfucking WALLS of the bathroom and scrubbed every surface and cleaned out every cupboard.
A billion loads of laundry and rearranged my laundry room.
Cleaned toilets and dusted surfaces.
Put up a couple of Christmas trees.
And that is just the last two days.
While nursing a hangover of brain splitting proportions after a week of little to no sleep.
I am THAT fucking awesome.
Keeping my mind and hands busy.
In the next week or two I will regale you with tales of Hens nights and weddings and Christmas Decorating and just. how. damn. awesome. I am.
Like you need reminding…
But for now, I must clean. And keep my hands busy and my mind occupied and well away from people who may inadvertently piss me the fuck off and end up with my fist in their neck.
Yeah, I am just a smidgen dangerous to be around right now.
But you still love me, right?