So apparently I am in a funk.
Technical term major depression.
More specifically, within a bees dick of going somewhere for a nice little rest.
You all probably saw this coming. Me, the Psych coulda turkey slapped me and I wouldn’t have been more surprised.
I have many things happen in my life. All of which I have coped with a touch of OCD researching and coming up with a plan to fix it.
I have always been strong. Dependable.
Like a bull mastiff with Cabbage Patch Doll.
Awesome to the power of a bajillion.
Just ask Kelley. She gets SHIT DONE MOTHERFUCKERS.
Seems this time I cannot.
And now I must roll over and cry Uncle.
You win this round Universe. Well played.