I really really don’t like morphine. OR any of its kind.
And they are kinda essential when you have emergency surgery.
I don’t think the nurses have ever dealt with someone begging to NOT have pain relief.
Every fucking thing made me sick and dizzy.
I am still sick and dizzy.
Oh and blown up like an inflatable Sumo Wrestler from the nine litres of intravenous fluid pumped into my body.
So tomorrow I will tell you the tale of the girl with appendicitis (thankyou Dr Martin) ruptured ovarian cysts and a belly full of blood who still managed to be more awesome than you.