If it wasn’t for little fuckers fucking with me, this post would have been up on FRIDAY.
Because FRIDAY was my daughter Too’s 17th birthday.
But I couldn’t post on Friday and that makes me a very sad Panda.
So lets pretend it is Friday and say a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my beautiful Damn Emo that I adore with every fibre of my being.
We bought her a new phone – as seems to be the tradition, that or a new iPod – and hot chocolate mix and cans of her favourite international beverage that can only be bought in speciality shops for FIVE BUCKS a can but apparently is now available in the local motherfucking supermarket for like a buck fifty fuck it Dr Pepper.
I spent hours labouring over a fairly simple cake, only because my damn hand wouldn’t stop shaking and then after thinking I had done it perfectly I discovered that I spelt ‘simile’ wrong and that simply WILL NOT DO.
Damn Grammar Nazi Emo’s got my arse in a sling.
Thankfully MPS came to the rescue and managed to make another one, so I bring you Too’s favourite XKCD comic in cake form.
From this comic.
Click to biggerize…
And because of all the shit that I have been shovelling of late, her birthday party of AWESOME has been put on hold.
Sad fucking Panda again.
ANYWAY, Happy Birthday to my beautiful girl. SEVENTEEN years old.
That makes my heart hurt just a little bit.