Well that was fun.
Fucking tiny dicked hacker fucking with ME. ME!
Four days of poking around finding where he defecated in the corners of my blog.
Copious amounts of coffee and MPS and I screaming at each other in frustration.
And then high fives and fist bumps and celebratory HUZZAH’s when we found the fore-mentioned micro penis.
Throw in a few more dramaz and a fucking BIRTHDAY PARTY and I am ready to crawl into a corner and sleep for a week.
But first I need to go and do some ‘personal grooming’ cause my grey’s blonde is showing and I am growing a small forest on my legs and above my eyes.
Before I go and make myself decent and then upload some photos of Too’s birthday cake, I could do with a hug.