So how freaking awesome have my guest posters been this week?
I know! And there are MORE!
And I kinda need them right now cause my funny or phunny or whatevz is in my other handbag, along with the stop button for the universe.
Tomorrow I go back to work after another couple of weeks off. Right now Boo is asleep beside me. Again. He has been asleep on and off since 4pm. This is happening more and more lately and is freaking me the fuck out.
Along with everything else that is freaking me the fuck out.
I am just one big motherfucking freak the fuck outerer.
But I have some nice little pills to take the edge off the freaking the fuck outering. Alas, they make me kinda sit around doing nothing in particular for hours on end and not conducive to doing shit that needs to be done.
As my girl Mr Lady says, Bygones…
And at least I don’t have swine flu. Cause that would just be the icing on the shit cake.
Anyway. Just popping in to share this:
(feedreaders will need to click over to see)
OMG is that the most adorable fucking thing you have ever fucking seen in your whole fucking fucked up fucker of a fucking life? Fuck me, I want me a fucking Slow Loris. As long as they don’t eat any weird shit, or shit or smell or anything.
On second thoughts, I will just watch this on loop.
P.S. That feels better, I have been bottling up the fucking fuck fucks and I thought I was going to explode or implode or something.
P.P.S. This post was supposed to be a thankyou for all the messages and thoughts and love you have all been sending me. It means the world to me and caused copious amounts of Big. Ugly. Cry. I love you all.
P.P.P.S Doing this the right way cause last time when I was all P.S.S.S.S cause I thought it was funny cause it totally looked like pssssssssssss and tickled my inner 12 year old, all the grammar Nazi’s fell off their chairs and penned concerned letters calling for my blogging licence.
P.P.P.P.S. Fucking fuck fuck fuckitiness, Moo just called and said that she in fact doesn’t need to be picked up from miles away and I could have cooked something a little tastier than chicken fucking nuggets for dinner. Where is the icecream?
P.P.P.P.P.S. Boo is still asleep so I ate his chicken nuggets.
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I did it for the poor little African children.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. The slow loris has some sort of toxin that they ooze from their elbows. Freaks.